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Top Shelf

While doing a girl doggy style, to quickly and without warning switch to anal sex. Going from the bottom to the top shelf.

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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon
Dave) So last night I was with Goldie Hahn and I totally top shelfed her.
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half
by TopShelfHouseSluts May 7, 2009
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Top rack apples

"Josh thinks he's all that."
"Yeah he reckons he's top rack apples but I'd thomp him"
by anonymous July 14, 2023
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Manor top

If you are seen getting off at this tram stop then the odds are that you live in a council house and only wear hoodrich.
Ewww! he is getting off at manor top, he will be scranning rats tonight.
by Aes10 January 16, 2022
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top tanker

The act of shitting in the top tank of a toilet (usually not your own)
Jeramy Russell gave the Shell station a top tanker after dude said we were too drunk to buy beer. When he was done, I pulled the ol' dry docker.
by larry the lesbian August 11, 2017
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Top Ranks

Your top ranks is both a close friend who is also a gangster, known influential gangster. The green-light guy, for sticky situations. A top ranks, has to be high ranked in the street and high ranks in your brejinship
Person 1: We went into the town, the whole town knows him. He told me anyone, anytime, anywhere.

Person 2: Weh u a say, ah ya top ranks?
by T Mills905 April 17, 2023
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top plop

Its when you take a top, spin it, and plop it onto jello...it really fun!! you should try this!!!
DUUUDE!!! you just nailed that top plop!!!!!
by PInkBAcon May 26, 2017
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top>

she is wearing top>
by noene December 6, 2021
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