Is typically any hot girl that colours her hair different primary colours on a regular weekly basis and struts around with a beautiful figure. She's the type of girl who isn't afraid to take photos in alleys in your downtown districts while in the rain. Hence April as in April showers and her beautiful figure is where Jesus' miracle of giving beauty comes in. Hence April Jesus.
Hey, check out April Jesus over there. Woot woot!
Look at those April Jesus' (used when seeing a big group of hot girls with primary hair colour)
Dam, she's an ugly April Jesus. (used when you see an ugly girl with a primary hair colour. so.. an April Jesus reject or a weeaboo)
Hey, I just saw April Jesus walking in the park.
Fuck you April Jesus! (used when upset with an April Jesus)
Look at those April Jesus' (used when seeing a big group of hot girls with primary hair colour)
Dam, she's an ugly April Jesus. (used when you see an ugly girl with a primary hair colour. so.. an April Jesus reject or a weeaboo)
Hey, I just saw April Jesus walking in the park.
Fuck you April Jesus! (used when upset with an April Jesus)
by lilacgirl97 May 26, 2022
Get the April Jesusmug. by H.I.M. is RICE April 18, 2023
Get the April 19mug. by betr__ February 20, 2025
Get the April 11mug. Be single for a day!! For all my taken girls and taken guys, you get to be single for a day, this will either make or break relationships, flirting by with others, acting like friends is allowed, NO COUPLE STUFF UNTIL ONE OF YOU GUYS OFFICIALLY GIVE UP 😱
Person 1: Hey babe how’s it goin?
Person 2: Don’t call me babe im single for today
Person 1: no you’re not 😂
Person 2: yes and so are you because it’s April 26
Person 1: Ohhhhhh
Person 2: Don’t call me babe im single for today
Person 1: no you’re not 😂
Person 2: yes and so are you because it’s April 26
Person 1: Ohhhhhh
by The relationship people law April 22, 2022
Get the April 26mug. <April 18th, 1984>I Will Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>
<April 18th, 1984>I Will Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>
by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025
Get the <April 18th, 1984>I Will Have To Smack Your Back Through The Moonlight And Call It The "'The Sunflower Deed'"<April 18th, 1984>mug. Maya: babe did you know it's our anniversary today?
Callum: omg is it April 22?
Maya:yeah
Callum:happy anniversary my love
Callum: omg is it April 22?
Maya:yeah
Callum:happy anniversary my love
by cheese_cake001 April 21, 2024
Get the April 22mug. by Thesmartdone April 3, 2024
Get the April 2ndmug.