cranial-anal extrication

Removing your head from inside your ass.

You just compared the person who disagreed with you on the internet to Hitler. I think you require a major cranial-anal extrication.

by betchitmoth June 21, 2011

strait anal masturbater

A guy that is strait and likes to masturbate analy.

It turns out that mike is a strait anal masturbater.

by Blake Cowshiter August 17, 2006

Raccoon Anal Ass

Ree Kid: did you you know that your ass can spread up to 8 inches wide there for a raccoon can give you full body anal

My Friend was trying to take a shit in the woods and a raccoon saw his ass hole and decided to give him Raccoon Anal Ass.

by Fishnuggets66 May 11, 2023

I'm so anal

When you imposter sus

Omg my mom said I couldn't go outside, uhh I'm so anal

by Ethan Roop February 12, 2021

grand theft anal

When you're fucking a female prostitute doggystyle in the pussy, then suddenly without concent or warning, you pull your schlong completely out of her, then reinsert it deep into her asshole while yelling "I ain't payin' extra for this!" Thus, you are guilty of Grand Theft Anal!

Jerome: Man, that hoe Trisha who works the corner of 3rd and Jefferson told me she charges $50 extra dollars for anal.
Me: Don't be a fool, no ones ever been formally charged with Grand Theft Anal. Just stick it in her ass and yell "I ain't payin' extra for this."

Grand Theft Anal

by Dyl-Doe Brown June 26, 2016

anal rape aneurysm

When you're catching feelings for someone and you know you shouldn't so your brain does all it can to stop it

"Dude Chelsea gives me such an anal rape Aneurysm"

by Bigolepappy August 11, 2017

Frosted Anal Cracker

A tasty treat that involves cumming on an asshole, letting it dry, then eating the remains.

Usually the product of a homosexual act, but anyone with a dick can make this!

Jeff: Hey Bob, you hungry?
Bob: Yea, I go for a Frosted Anal Cracker!

Frank and Dave wanted to spice up their sex lives. So Dave made a Frosted Anal Cracker on Frank

by BiGuythatsaidHithatoneTime May 2, 2018