Bird Watcher

A Bird Watcher is a boy who likes videos of girls masturbating to porn.

“YO THIS KIDS’S WATCHING A GIRL MASTURBATE TO HENTAI, HES A BIRD WATCHER!”

by Llewell September 15, 2022

Bird

In Infinite Jest, heroin. Possibly also from Charlie Parker (nicknamed “Bird”) or a slant of heron, aave of heroin.

Shooting the bird.
Kicking the bird.

by Hank Hoagland March 3, 2019

half man half bird

A man who’s nose is so big it could be used to pleasure a girl, rossmary or queer

Oh yes peck me half man half bird

by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023

Totes Flappy Bird

Just really really irritating & frustrating!

OMG, why do you always ruin everything? You're such a Flappy bird.
You are a totes Flappy Bird

by DrCamp22 February 11, 2014

Phat Bird

One of the most incredible hoomans persons. Anyone that has the privilege of being aware of his existence should be grateful and considered lucky. GREAT with the mooziks and extremely sweet and kind. THE SHAJAZZIEST PERSON TO BREATHE IN THE HISTORY OF THINGS THAT BREATHE.

Person 1: Phat Bird
Person 2: yes

by flamingdouchebag July 18, 2018

natter-birds

A crazy group of humans (normally adolescents) without a clear perception of the world around them.

That Billy and his friends are such natter-birds that they thought a potato was actually a piece of corn.

by ThisGirl0113 December 17, 2013

Bird Bath

Washing your penis in the sink.

Kevin: Yeah, I was tryna get a blowjob so I went and took a bird bath.

by eevee666 May 10, 2015