5th law of thermodynamics

L's always attract to nigels.

the 5th law of thermodynamics dictates that if you have any friends that are named Nigel, they are 100% guaranteed to get L's

by jackwilliebob July 11, 2022

Law of Oedipus

If a user makes 1 mistake whether it be grammar, linguistics, or misinformation whilst replying to ragebait, the user has lost and the victory will be given to the ragebaiter, named after Oedipus for how he married his mother and killed a citizen out of rage

dude you do know that's not real right?
uh yeah its it is you maniac (I'm mad)
I invoke the Law of Oedipus for in his words and experience this is my victory

by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025

Pete's Law

Pete’s law is an internet adage which states that all desktop applications evolve until they contain a fully functioning email client, and all mobile applications evolve until they contain bitcoin

Oh, of COURSE Mobile App is adding support for crypto. I mean, that's consistent with Pete's Law.

by Tim Pool April 9, 2021

1st Sex Law - The Book of Daniel

No means yes

Victim: “noooo-“
Daniel: *enters

This is the 1st Sex Law - The Book of Daniel

by The Thongler March 6, 2024

Nate's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of gore or child porn approaches.

person 1: *posts ronnie mcnutt's final moments*
person 2: "yep, nate's law"

by xeralock June 19, 2024

step-co-mother-in-law

1- Stepchild-in-law's mother.
2- Child-in-law's stepmother.

Step-co-mother-in-law.

by UserXDXP April 25, 2023

Law of Deveyra

Realization that the idea of doing something sounds better in theory than the reality of executing it.

We should go out for a smoke!
*just as bores but with a smoke in your hand.* well, this is just like Deveyra's Law

We should go to the club!
*ends up wanting to go home*
Damn should've gone with law of Deveyra

by Deveyra's Law February 22, 2019