school's chromebooks

something that blocks every site except google drive and google classroom for some fucking reason

Id rather die than have to deal with the school's chromebooks

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

catholic school

a place where kids don’t act catholic at all because there parents made them go there. only goes to church when the school requires you to, were the ugliest uniforms, can’t have died hair nail polish etc., no leggings on dress down days, wears their skirts shorter than short. they just don’t act catholic at all. have to find a way to sneak their phone into class. they are the cheating masters! people go to school high as heaven. distracts the teachers to get off of topic so you don’t have to keep learning (especially religion class). public school kids are put to shame next to a catholic school kid. once a catholic school kid always a catholic school kid.

public school friend: hey how are you’re grades so high
catholic school kid: my teachers don’t know my ways but the kid next to me was pretty smart

by penguins💛🖤 August 6, 2019

northallerton school

Northallerton School is like a massive sex dungeon filled with quim and sex offenders.

Example: Guy one: hey dude this house party is such a northallerton school. Guy two: hell yeah there’s loads of quim

by jamieNolan December 17, 2019

Fletcher school

The Fletcher School is a k-12 school located in charlotte, North Carolina. They specialize in catering to autistic and down syndrome students.

Whittaker went to The Fletcher School and is doing much better now.

by johnsmith69696 October 10, 2021

Summer school

Torture for people who actually want to do something with their lives instead of getting brainwashed into doing pointless work

You’re going to summer school because you got an F

by Mrenderkid June 14, 2019

spam school

Colleges that no one has heard of that send random high school students information about their school without their consent (usually has some religious affiliation)

Mother: "*insert name here*, you got a letter from Southern Texas Baptist University. It sounds like they want you at their school"

Student: "Ugh, not another spam school. Toss that out... why would they even send me that? I'm Jewish!"

by Jart1014 September 20, 2009

Middle school

•A place where pubescent children are trapped for 8 hours a day, five days a month, and 9 months at a time.
•Sexual and offensive jokes are exchanged daily. not to mention endless drama over the most pointless shit.
•Relationships last about a week on average and then the horny, attention seeking teenagers find a new prey
• it's just a pit of hell where you learn a lot of life lessons and it changes your perspective on the world.

Middle school is the equivalent to satan's asscrack

by Attackonsquareflakes April 15, 2015