tit shank

a right idiot. stupid twat.

you bloody tit shank

by Tim Mitchell June 24, 2003

tit monkey

One who enjoys tits alot, and is proud of it.

Hugh Hefner is a tit monkey.

by T-Moneytitmonkey November 21, 2007

tits and uterus

When you see a girl, but are only interested in sex, they become tits and a uterus, being the only important parts

"Hey andrew, see that hot chick over there"
"No i only see tits and uterus"

by Wog_boy December 21, 2007

Limp tit

What happens when your breast implant bursts.

When your titty fucking a girl with fake tits and one pops and falls to the side its called a limp tit.

by dafunk5555 December 8, 2009

brownie tit

a straight man who is more girly than a woman.

i.e
-reads cosmo
-buys eyelash curlers
-is into designer jeans
ect.

James told me he reads Cosmo; he is such a brownie tit.

by fvazquez September 14, 2010

scrotum-tit

The stretchable/elastic flap of skin found between the testicles. The scrotum-tit, often used to choke bitches, has many other applications including drug transport and rain protection.

"My, your scrotum-tit is like Stretch Arm-Strong!"

by Starkeynipps February 25, 2008

Tits On A Whale

A exclamation of something considered widely tragic, or something bad.

The Tsunami that hit here yesterday was totally Tits On A Whale.

by Just Andrew October 7, 2008