The act of when you are about to ejaculate while performing a penetration sexual act in which you pull out of your partner(s) and proceed to smack your genitalia against the gluteus maximus of your partner while they take the most atrocious bowel movement on your penis which you then proceed to swing your penis covered in feces while timing it exactly when you ejaculate on to your partner's face causing a feces and sperm collision while yelling "Home run!!" in the state of New Jersey.
Boyfriend: "Hey honey, I did a Jersey Home Run to your dad last night!! He now lets me have your hand in marriage."
Concerned cousin: "WHAT"
Concerned cousin: "WHAT"
by TrippyTabs May 24, 2024
Get the Jersey Home Runmug. From American Dad, season 12, episode 20, "Gift Me Liberty":
Stan: "I know you're hiding sonething!"
Dick: "(Sobs.) OK! OK! I'm the one taking dumps in the urinals. I call them 'inside-the-park home run'."
Stan: "I know you're hiding sonething!"
Dick: "(Sobs.) OK! OK! I'm the one taking dumps in the urinals. I call them 'inside-the-park home run'."
by Kefteniglo February 14, 2017
Get the Inside-the-park home runmug. by hotsezygirl59949338 January 28, 2020
Get the shit and runmug. Commonly known as 'Smash then Pass', the Hit 'n' Run technique is the means of taking a hit, then leaving him/her with a baby.
by The Passeth January 26, 2020
Get the Hit 'n' Runmug. you know that feeling when you just really want a specific person to just fuck your shit up. you want to fuck that person so bad.
by yaboitrent October 30, 2020
Get the run thru me like a tractormug. A special type of Celeste speedrun where the run is completed in the most un-orthodox methods possible, often coming very close to death in many places
Dude I had such a toilet run right there.
Was your time any good though?
Yeah it was sub-45, but man it was stressful.
Was your time any good though?
Yeah it was sub-45, but man it was stressful.
by phlogchamp September 20, 2021
Get the toilet runmug. by gubbutcooler March 15, 2023
Get the runmug.