man simp

a woman who dates around and doesn't care about the man who she dates even if the man would do anything for her.

wow nomis a man simp

by MISTERDOT99999 April 3, 2020

Manne Man

"Manne Man" is a slang for very fat bears who usually is a legend.

"Did you see all the dells that Manne Man had?"

by Manne Man October 24, 2018

ask the man

An expression coined by C/C++ users, where the reference to man refers to the manual.

"If you don't know the ceiling function, ask the man!"

by pcaston2 October 13, 2005

The Muffin Man

A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?

Oh yeah me and the muffin man were chillin the other night on the and made a killer grilled cheese.

by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 11, 2017

Man Web

Your sweaty ball sack stuck to both legs.

I've been riding this motorcycle in the heat so long , I'll have a permanent man web .

by The Old Salt October 21, 2015

man muffler

When a man gets on his hands and knees. There are two guys on either side of him. He's entered from both sides, and makes a lot of noise. Like uhhhhhhheeeehhhhhhiiiiiuuuuuuhhhggghhh

I got man mufflered last night.

by Mrs.Pruitt January 14, 2015

Deego man

simply loves turd dildo's. this strange young man is rarely seen without his turd dildo, he loves his turd dildo so much it is thought he sleep's with it at night.

no way deego man, you and your turd dildo can sleep on the bottom

by sexual harasment panda2 October 26, 2010