happiness

It’s a fucking lie. No one is happy.

Friend 1: Hey bro, my happiness levels are out of this room.

Friend 2: How the hell are you happy, you aren’t even masturbating and that’s the worst fucking sentence I’ve heard all day.

by Sksksksksksk help me December 7, 2019

shoe happy

a) very offensive adjective for a woman who has a big shoe collection
b) a very offensive term for a male that has an unhealthy fetish for women's shoes/feet

no matter which definition of shoe happy you choose, if you are an individual that is truly shoe happy in your personal life, please keep your story private if you don't want to be insulted.

by Sexydimma November 3, 2016

happy shopping

Shoppers who purchase items to celebrate an occasion or personal victory, or the opposite to cheer themselves up. Indeed, money can buy temporary happiness.

Happy Shopping sure can bury a bad day at the office...

by www.theweeklydeals.com July 9, 2018

Happy

Something that doesn't exist

"how do you feel today?"
"happy"
"wut?"

by Unavailable_ February 28, 2023

Happy

To be joyful!,Excited! and in a good mood!

I am so happy we get to go to the mall

by Tue Dec 22 December 22, 2020

Happiness

Weed or a state of being happy

How much for some happiness

by Understood terms February 28, 2022

Happy Sending

The act of giving your significant other an orgasm, preferably through oral sex, just prior to them leaving for work.

While walking to his car, John had the look of delight after Mary dropped to her knees and gave him a Happy Sending.

by GhostRiderNC April 25, 2025