Lipstick Monkey

A lipstick monkey is someone who you want to kiss a lot, this is because the lipstick represents kissing and monkeys are cheeky.

Oh look over there, she’s a lipstick monkey!

by caz321 April 22, 2019

monkey jacket

denim jacket

Junior looked pathetic in his dirty monkey jacket as he took his sister to the race.

by Whitelitenun March 5, 2019

monkey jaw

When someone is on speed, cocaine more often than not, and their jaw swings from side to side like monkeys in the jungle.

My friend must have done a bump before his set, because he's got monkey jaws,

little guys are swinging from ear to ear.

by C dub February 20, 2019

Slack Monkey

Someone (usually a co-worker) who is both managing to sit around and do nothing that they are supposed to and simultaneously annoy and piss off everyone around them with ridiculous antics. (i.e. tell stupid jokes, throw things.)

Fucking Dan dude, he's being a total slack monkey while we're having to do his paperwork.

by TayRex April 17, 2010

Phlegm Monkey

The thick mouth mucous, spit out and retrieved by suction, over and over.

Larry played with a phlegm monkey, much to the dismay of his friends.

by Resafandrab July 11, 2011

Penis monkey

A monkey Who will steal your penis and force feed you it

Person 1: the penis monkey went into my room last night person 2: how did the penis taste? Person 1: surprisingly good

by Food guy 2 February 4, 2021

fuck monkey

a monkey that you fuck so that you can say you lost your vigintity

i have a fuck monkey

by Ashley is a faggot June 12, 2018