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tebow farts

When you've got every reason to believe it's shit, but you thank Jesus to squeeze out a safe one at the last second.
Jimmy: Ugh,*prrt*, got me a case of Tebow farts
Bob: Gross! You might need to wipe after that one...
Jimmy: Nah, I think we're good...uh-oh...
Bob: What's wrong?
Jimmy: I think the Patriots are coming to town.
by Eddie Billy December 27, 2011
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Fart Lagg*

When someone releases a deadly one and the effect is delayed until they walk away. Also known as SBD.
"We just had some fart lagg* up in here!"

"Man, I think Jill just ripped one 'cause im getting some fart lagg*"
by LightGenitals December 19, 2008
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Fart fan

A creepy-ass piece of plastic in most bathrooms that is commonly loud, rattles alot, and is generally a waste of electricity. The only use they truly have is to be destroyed and have it’s remains thrown into a dumpster.
That goddamned fart fan caught the house on fire!
I’m scared of that thing please don’t turn it on!
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fart-rosening

/verb/ - To do something Fart Rosen would do
Person 1: Did you see what Emma and Ivanni were doing during gym class
Person 2: Yeah, the were TOTALLY fart-rosening!
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Back Fart

The sound of a back fart is made in the following way: Two naked people lie back to back and press the arch of their backs together, pushing the air out and creating suction between the backs. They then move apart, causing a release of the suction, which creates a loud, often disgusting, fart sound.
In lighthearted moments after making love, Mo and Sally enjoyed a session of back farting before dozing off together.
Mo: Oh, Sally! That was great!
Sally: Yeah, Mo. But you know, it’s not complete without a session of back farting! It's my favorite!
Mo: Okay, get into position!
by JungliBilli April 25, 2016
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fart lover

Someone who loves farts, they love the stink of the ass that rips it. they often plant there faces in peoples ass right after they had mexican. they are gat also fart with there boyfriend on the daily.
Me and my boyfriend are fart lovers, every day we stick our ass in each others face to let rip.
by Gasa blaster November 27, 2022
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Fart Raspberry

Doing the act of a raspberry (usually done with the mouth) by using your ass and farting on somebody's tummy
Hey Lizzie, don't fall asleep or I'll fart raspberry you!
by Lotsoffarts December 15, 2011
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