I wrestled a bear once

An amazing Grindcore band from Shreveport, Louisiana who's singer is a girl :D

i love i wrestled a bear once

by jk124 October 8, 2008

Econ Prazed Noah Bear

One of the best YouTubers in the world. Started in January 2017, and makes a lot of videos. Such as YTPs, edits, Stella And Sam stuff, Microsoft Agent videos, One True Pair, etc.

Dude 1: Hey have you seen Econ Prazed Noah Bear's newest video.

Dude 2: Yeah, it was so dope.

Dude 1: Damn right.

by EconPrazedNoahBear October 2, 2021

water bearing sea cow

Morbidly obese woman. Often spotted in walmarts around the globe driving an electric scooter. Normally wearing a mumu of sorts resembling a shower curtain. Also known to frequently sit in delapitated residences watching reruns of Maury povich surrounded with an array of junk food around them and several cats. Not known for bathing or changing their mumus often. They live primarily off of cheetos and camel cigarettes. More often then not their life mate will be an awfully slender poor man who tends to wear wife beaters with mustard stains

Wow dude, your mom is quite the water bearing sea cow, but I still wanna fuck her silly.

by the one and only PRO-B April 14, 2016

Gummy Bear Ass Nigga

A soft ass nigga also known as a simp

Grizzly: Can I get you anything? You need some more water anything you need i gotchu.

Barry: You a gummy bear ass nigga

by GOD OF ALL THINGSS July 16, 2021

3 shades of mama bear

and ass kicking with the ferocity of 3 mama bears when you mess with their cubs

Girl: "my neighbor was up at 6 this morning mowing his lawn."

Guy: "6 on a Sunday morning is way too early to be making that kind of noise."

Girl: "yeah, if I had not already been up, I would have gone 3 shades of mama bear on him"

by Rocksindahead September 14, 2012

BPA (bears per arrow)

A rating only experienced hunters use when describing their shit. It describes how many bears an arrow can kill.

"say man, can you tell me the BPA (bears per arrow) on this thing?"
response, "Obviously a 4."

by Port-side Petey May 6, 2010

Northern Michigan Bear Rug

A Northern Michigan Bear Rug typically takes place on a "Guys only" fishing, hunting, or camping trip in Northern Michigan; it may occur in front of a fireplace in a cabin or Al-fresco next to a bonfire in the great outdoors. It consists of no less than 5 men (see Bears) who've not showered in multiple days all participating in a sweaty, steamy, sexy, and odiferous orgy while piled high upon each other to conserve warmth and avoid fluid losses.

-Hey bro, are you going camping with all the guys next week?

-Oh for sure fam, I wouldn't miss a chance to enjoy another Northern Michigan Bear Rug, the last one was amazing bro!

by T_Sizzl3 December 8, 2020