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Dirty Minyard

Dirty Minyard
When you drop your roommates kids of at church camp and you back into a parking space at a 7-11 and start master bating while watching other guys pump gas. Right at the moment of climax you realize the one closest to you is a coworker and you're so shocked the load lands in your usb charger port shorting it out.
Dirty

I can’t charge my phone because I did Dirty Minyard last week.
by Jbrooksie711 June 26, 2023
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Dirty Shivana

When you bang your bitch in the shower with a bar of soap in her ass hole while you penetrate her vaginer with your millimeter defeater.
Oh man she was such a dirty Shivana in the shower last night
by Tw3rp October 21, 2020
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Dirty binky

When a man sticks his thumb finger in a women's anal cavity then makes her suck it.
by ZEUSYy January 19, 2022
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Dirty Volcano

Is when your partner takes dietary pills the night before, and she holds it in until you put your balls in her anus, and all the build up of poo and diarrhea pushes your balls out of her anus causing all of the poo and diarrhea to shoot out like a volcano.
Damn, last night we performed a dirty volcano, and its was perfect.
by dirtyorangepeel May 15, 2020
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Wordy Dirty

Person A: Would you like to accompany me to the Darbanville's Ball?

Person B: Wordy dirty.
by lolcedricwut March 19, 2010
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The Dirty Dunleavy

When a person, after engaging in mounted anal intercourse, immediately stands and walks over their prone partner, leaving a trail of anal discharge, lube, semen and excrement from genitals to hairline.

after Alaska's Governor Michael J. Dunleavy, whose betrayal of Alaskan's trust and ideals to big oil has left a large, black, oily skid mark on Alaskan politics.
"Oh, man... I thought last night was going to be the best sex I'd ever had, but as soon as I finished she popped up and gave me the Dirty Dunleavy! I needed 2 showers and a new set of sheets."
by f0-shizzle July 18, 2019
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dirty nub

A dirty nub occurs when a male takes a female out into the woods on a four wheeler, lays her on her back over the handlebars, and uses the handlebars to achieve extremely powerful thrusts, causing great pleasure and bruising to the female.
“Bro, I took that cheerleader out to my place and gave her a dirty nub, and she couldn’t walk right for days!”
by Camocouch April 15, 2020
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