Raping My Time

What Every One Woman Does To A Man Over The Phone


But In General, Anyone Taking Time Away From You For Their Own Personal Benefit Out Of Ignorance

Made Popular By Comedian Patrice O'neal

"Man: I Gotta Go

Woman: Why You Gotta Go I Wanna Talk To You Some More

Man:Bitch You Are RAPING MY TIME!!!

(but really says)

Man: ok :{

by A Stalker You Know.....Yea.... October 20, 2008

My right nut

Not the left one

2k Kwame : my right nut hurts
Finn: you mean the left one
2k Kwame : no I mean the right one

by 2k quani October 17, 2016

Sheeezy My Neeezy

For sure, My Nigguh

by Ahmed Mohammed June 5, 2003

FLICK MY BEAN

The act of masterbation by a female.

"I'm really stressed out. I need to take a bath and flick my bean"

by Scott June 3, 2004

suck my clit

the female equivalent to "suck my dick!"

whatever bitch, suck my clit!

by Jumanjiwarrior February 3, 2009

Fuck My Life

A common phrase used by many unfortunate people. This phrase gained popularity from the epic movie Superbad (fat mexican who hates life). It is a common phrase used by 4 members of the 3rd Floor Whores RB, SC, AB, and FA. It is used when a person is under heavy stress or pressure, or just walked out of a brutal exam/test or just did something really retarded and regrets it.

FA: Don't worry, we won't lose late marks for this assignment.
RB: Okay we better not.
FA: My bad, we lost 20% off our mark...
RB: Fuck my life.

SC: What the fuck was that? (regarding chemistry exam)
AB: I guessed on half the questions, fuck my life.

by SwiftRich March 17, 2008

Swallow my snot

Term used in reference to swallowing male ejaculate.

Dude 1: "So... how did it go last night?"
Dude 2: "It was amazing man, she's a freak! She was down to swallow my snot!"
Dude 1: "Dude that's fucking nasty! You got a cold? Use some Kleenex you fuck!"
Dude 2: "Nah man! My cock snot!
Dude 1: "Ahh... word"

by Da Vin Chee February 5, 2010