CBSE School

Educational institutions where the principal is the king and charge fine for the students if they speak their native language.

Boy 1: Bro I got fine for saying Ammachi instead of ouch after hitting my toe on the side of the door
Boy 2( State syllabus): That's rough buddy
Boy 1: CBSE schools are fucked

by BoyWithThePewPewGun June 25, 2021

School Lunch

A sad excuse for food in place of what really is poison to the students eating it

One way to KYS eat school lunch

by Jaquis Thomas April 5, 2017

High School

A cynical hellhole overrun by stupid cheerleaders and football players. It is required in the U.S. for all students ages 14-18. As each person goes through this, they are given a stereotype and are expected to follow it perfectly or risk being called an "outcast". Some stereotypes include, but are not limited too: Jock, Cheerleader, Drama Geek, Band Geek, Blonde, Nerd, etc. Each student's goal is to make everyone else feel inferior to themselves through the means of cliques, exclusive parties, and such. All students also have to deal with bitchy adults called "teachers" who make sure each student comes back by giving them 3 hours of homework a night to be completed for the next day. Resulting in late-night homework marathons fueled by "Red Bull" and "Monsters". The main goal of high school is to make everyone feel shitty about themselves, teach them their places in society, and haunt them long afterwards about it. High School lasts for 4 years.

Male 1: My mom was prom queen in high school
Male 2: Yeah, i also remember that she was a cum dumpster
Male 1: At least she was popular
Male 2: Don't you ever say anything about that to me again. You know my dad was a drama geek
Male 1: Fine. Can you at least get another 10 pack of Red Bull? We're gonna need another two crates if we wanna finish this Honors History report for tomorrow.
Male: I love finishing reports at 3 am like this.

by Eticket15 December 1, 2011

Chepstow school

Headteacher is a baldy tryna sort out all the lads who act hard although if you come to this school beware of Ewan hell beat you up. None of the teachers last 5 minutes they always get fed up and leave

Chepstow school is a shit place to be

by estotheme March 31, 2020

Rabbit school

Sticking a baby carrot up your own asshole while eating one.

I attended rabbit school this morning and I'm still sore.

by H'torcen December 20, 2014

Harrow School

The School which costs too much.

How much does harrow school cost? Too Much.

by BenHamino Ashleyy February 11, 2019

school bathrooms

1. the closest thing you can get to a war-torn third-world country in suburban midwestern america, with such features as
-shit in the urinal
-piss puddles on the floor
-some whore giving head in the disabled stall... how ironic
-some great "modern art" (dicks and other private parts) on the walls, drawn by such great artists as the guy who eats his boogers in 7th period and the wigger in the back of your biology class
-the wafting smell of swamp ass and unflushed shit that, on hot days, flows outside of the bathrooms and into the halls
-sinks with a broken soap dispenser and those fuckin air hand dryer things that are like as loud as a damn slayer concert but give as much air as a broken box fan
-a ton of kids vaping, likely a cover-up until after school, when they likely engage in homosexual intercourse in the bathroom... now it's quite obvious why there's dicks drawn on the walls.

2. a huge insult you can give someone, someone who tends to smell bad and/or just be a shitty person in general.
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1. I really had to piss during algebra so when the ball rang i ran to one of the school bathrooms... needless to say, I don't think i'll ever piss or shit till the day I die

2. Brenda is totally a school bathroom, she smells like moldy cooch and fucks all of the junior varsity football team, what a fucking whore!!

by Punchy_207 May 16, 2022