i have no money

when you are absolutely fucking money-less, nothing, no moo-lah, nothing at all and yer name is josh oates min

skinto sir: said josh oates min

i have no money

by superinfinity February 9, 2017

I want to die

A thing you can such up in google and it will tell you there is help, like no fucking shit... would have NEVER guessed

P1; I want to die
Google; Their is help, ca-
P1; SHUT UP IF I WANTED HELP I WOULD HAVE ASKED

by CumSlayer February 22, 2022

I Gambled and Lost

A wet fart.

I just cut a big fart and I gambled and lost. My pants are in the washing machine.

by Colorado Bootman September 30, 2021

I drop large

Taking a humongous shit.

Dat boy took a big ol' shit. He say "I drop large." Dat boy uh foo.

by IronShake October 26, 2012

i gotta pee

the word you say you gotta

¨i gotta pee¨

by WiNkWoNk1092188 December 13, 2019

am i dead?

yes, you are dead so deal with! I'm just kidding, you're dead but you are reliving your life right now. Now that i think about it, shouldn't you be doing something else than looking to see if you are dead?

am i dead?

you are dead
Little Timmy: Am i dead Dad?
Big Billy: I don't know son.
Karen: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!!??
Big Billy: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE!!??
Little Timmy: please kill me

by Beastmode1158 October 30, 2020

I just Farded

fard

I just Farded

by dajeo August 3, 2021