Milk Radius

The time it takes a fresh carton of milk to reach it's expiration date.

Guy 1: Hey can I have a glass of milk?
Guy 2: No Guy 1, my milk has reached its milk radius

by UHaveTheBigGay September 28, 2021

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glass of milk

squirting cum in a car exhaust and drinking it as your friend steps on the gas

my best friend heped me with a glass of milk

by In M1s3ry 69 May 2, 2022

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very epic person that's so cool everyone likes milk because they are the best milk (#1 coolest cool milk)

"milk is so cool"
"ikr"

by spilled.milk January 14, 2021

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Milk shop

A trap of legends that has a mysterious power to attract dads, similar to the cigarette shop.
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)

Young Gullible Dad "Don't worry son, I'm just going to get some milk"
Milk shop *laughs manically*

by ThatBoyFromSchool June 6, 2021

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Derived from the movement to consume raw unpasteurized milk despite FDA warnings. This term describes a parent so deeply entrenched in the holistic lifestyle that they adhere to pseudoscience in their daily life. This lifestyle often leads to these types of moms to advocate and prioritize the consumption of foods and medicines that are documented to be dangerous or harmful to ones health. Raw milk moms will defend their beliefs with an intensity that is unique to their belief system. Raw Milk Moms hold these beliefs because they find purpose in being someone who isn't a "sheep" that follows peer reviewed science.

Person 1: "Did you see your sister and her kids for the holidays?"
person 2: "No. My sister has become a raw milk mom and she gave her kids colloidal silver instead of Benadryl and they were in the hospital all holiday season being treated for toxic levels of silver in their blood"

by Vladboy11 January 1, 2025

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