string dick

A really thin dick or cock. More flacid than a needle dick.

The sorority girls laughed at their friends surprising post date story about the drunk jock's pathetic string dick.

by Sauceman January 21, 2005

Flipping Dick

This is the act over overreacting to a minor situation. Someone who flips dick often could be considered a douchebag or an asshole.

Billy: GODDAMNIT! WHO THE F*** STOLE MY GAMEBOY?!?
Dave: Whoa! Why are you flipping dick?

by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011

Sloppy Dick

when a guy is so drunk his fucking performance is sloppy, and he can't perform. Even worse - he doesn't realize it!

girl - 'fuck me babe, fuck me!'
guy - 'Come on babe; it's a marathon, not a race'
girl - that guy last night had such a such a sloppy dick

by fcgilf September 22, 2008

Dick-knocker

1. A complete moron.

2. One who frustrates others, male or female

You smashed my car you dick knocker

by Benjamin Llama August 14, 2005

yung dick

The greatest, most gangsterist, most beautiful rapper alive, EVER! Dick Ryders stand up!

Yung Dick raps real good. And he is the most beautiful rapper ever. Yung Dick was raised in the woods with mom. His father left the family when Yung Dick was born to join the circus.

Yung Dick has been making the best music ever for a long time. Yung Dick keeps it really real, some people don't understand his music because they don't understand what it is to be so real. If you like his music you should buy it. Yung Dick raps so good that he gets to sleep with a lot famous women.

After Yung Dick realized he was God's favorite rapper he formed the crew the Dick Ryders. The Dick Ryders consists of a nation of rebels all riding for Dick......Yung Dick.

IN DICK WE TRUST

*****UPDATE*****

Yung Dick recently started his own fraternity Swag Phi Swag Fraternity.

SWAG PHI!!!!!! SWAG SWAG

Yo, you hear about that new Yung Dick song "Swag U" from his album "Swaggin' on Swag Street"? It's hella dope!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dick ryders for life!!!!!!

by Perry Fungus April 14, 2014

basket of dicks

A group of men (often in reference to the unwanted appearance of a large collective of men usually in the company of a handful of women)

Sara, you can come over but please don't bring your basket of dicks with you.

by Myles R. February 23, 2008

Dick Blanket

In the event that a male is demonstrating less than manly and or tough qualities and therefore being a baby, Dick Blanket is meant to take the place of pussy. Afterall, Betty White did say that a pussy "sure can take a beating"

Kasey: "I can't pull the trigger"
Karina:" Quit being such a dick blanket"

by bsprinkles February 17, 2013