monkey queef

A monkey (a woman) who cant stop farting

Ayo hoe, stop being a monkey queef

by LeHaegne October 18, 2017

peg monkey

A man who enjoys a strap-on in the backside from a woman.

“Wes though I was his peg monkey, trying to sell me that guitar. He tried to stick it up my ass.”

by PegMonkey June 9, 2018

air monkey

A fucking dry ass fart.

"I thought I was gonna have a fart, but I let out a fat air monkey"

by Air Monkey October 17, 2017

climbing with monkeys

an adjective used to describe a noun

guy 1; that girl is different
guy 2; yeah she's climbing with monkeys

by climbing with monkeys October 2, 2021

monkey butfuck

When you light a cigarette with another cigarette

Hey let me "monkey butfuck" my cigarette back to life

by Unkown............ September 28, 2017

Jizz Monkey

A person who likes cum a bit too much..

Carl: Yo bro i just came all over my wall
Josh: Bro you are such a jizz monkey

by Staklar September 22, 2020

Monkey Kevin

A person so stoned that they have the typical brain function of a monkey.

"Did you hear about that kid who smoke so much he didn't know what his name was?"
"Yeah man, he's totally a monkey kevin."

by Monkey Kevin January 8, 2017