mattie j

A pussy ass bitch, who has a small dick.

Damn, jeffrey is a real mattie j.

by SuzieMom December 23, 2017

Mike J-Jones

This is a really tiny loser that is the size of a Ant and somehow deletes his graphics driver in his computer all the time!

Girl: you are such a Mike J-Jones (referring to a persons height)

by AinstuLive September 30, 2023

Landon J Williams

Landon is a sexy male who has a fat cock and i would fuck him anyday the week what a sexy male

I love Landon J Williams

by 11th grade man November 29, 2019

J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.

"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."

by joe995 January 14, 2025

Triple J jump

Triple J jump ; Triple is a Nationwide radio station in Australia. They had the idea, if all there listeners JUMP in unison, it should trigger the richter scale.

The Triple J jump was huge, richter scale measures ranged Australia wide. Triple J is Australian Government Funded.

by Bryn Benn April 11, 2020

J Veggie

When a John is expected to pay Vegas "High End" Escort Pricing for a meth head hooker who lives in the middle of nowhere and just lays in bed like a vegetable and does nothing.

Brah, that chick Carly from country town OH totally pulled a J Veggie on me last night!

by B(ra)DSM July 20, 2020

j o s e

spaced jose, pronounced jo-se

this is j o s e

by UnknownEC2 March 23, 2020