Sand Friend

See Sand Nigger - for use in front of other people.

You fucking sand friend

by No Salad December 31, 2020

Poo Friend

When two people come together to make an unimaginable bond. Covering themselves in poo they will tackle the world! Splattering themselves onto walls to make snow-angel like art work. A Poo friend is for life, nobody will compare to your Poo friend.

Poo friend #2, “You seriously messed up!”
Poo friend #1, “I feel awful, you are my Poo friend, I don’t mean what I say, I love you forever.”

by Breadcooker01 December 7, 2021

wi-friend

That random ass nigga who's got your back. His wifi is unlocked

Deshawn:Damn I can't get a signal anywhere and I gotta peep these nudes on the gram

Tyrone: don't worry man some random homie has no password on his wifi

Deshawn: shiiiit he a real "wi-friend"

by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

best friend

Maddy and Taylor

Maddy and Taylor are the definition of best friend

by potato jr December 5, 2017

Best friend

Someone that you can trust no matter what happens. Someone that will never break a single promise to you, and always considers your feelings in anything that might affect you. This game Erwin will never lie to you or knowingly hurt you in any way.

My best friend would never betray me.

by Alexis30014 May 9, 2020

Scavenger friend

Someone that preys on an individual as a friend to get what they want or need in life.. popularity, money, food, clothes ... Basically a user.

Lori was friends with the while cheer squad but she was just there for the party invites, a scavenger friend.

by LolaPYT March 18, 2019

a friend of Toto

A homosexual dog. Similar to a friend of Dorothy.

Your bitch won't stop trying to hump my bitch. She must be a friend of Toto.

by Dahimi August 14, 2016