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Space Potato

These wonderful spuds are the meaning of life. Powerful interdimensional witches summon them to protect themselves from evil spirits like My Chemical Romance fans, homophobic Christians, and literally anyone who ships My Hero Academia characters. Eating these magical tubers can give you All Might levels of strength without any negative side effects for 24 hours. Space Potatoes also have insane levels of speed, which allow them to zoom around the multiverse like Sonic the Hedgehog on a skateboard fueled by Mountain Dew and Grindcore. Space Potatoes main goal in life is to assist other life forms in a positive manner. Hopefully you will find a space potato soon.
Did you hear about Uncle Tony? He gained super human strength after eating a space potato.
by MysteriousP4R4D0X May 13, 2021
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potato

by creeper_storm76 December 22, 2016
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potato sack

a person who has lost all or part of both legs and both arms aka a quadruple amputee
Boiii you still gonna hit that? She's a potato sack
by dictionaryDude7896 January 28, 2020
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Baked Potato

Someone who is high or is going to get high
by trolololol16 December 18, 2012
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potato dome

by areallyweirdguy December 2, 2022
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Potato

A potato is food of the gods, a religious artifact that must be properly blessed before being consumed.
In other words, the essence of all existence

The proper blessing:
O, Potato, I bless thee with the ability to nurture.
by _Dictionaryuser#473 January 22, 2021
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Potatoe

by Medusa 88 March 20, 2023
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