cream pants

a sexy man with tons of cream in his pants (wink wink)

Have you met cream pants yet? he’s so hot

by chronikz January 25, 2022

Pants

Pants -

Definition 1- American word for trousers or any item of clothing worn on the legs.
Definition 2- British word for all types of underwear.
Definition 3- British slang for rubbish/trash in a ‘oh that’s annoying (pants) sense. This phrase is usually used by English children’s mothers which can usually get on their nerves.

For example -
“He was wearing very brightly coloured pants which stood out from everyone else”.
“Her skirt was so short, everyone could see her stripy pants!”.

“Oh it’s a shame the school has closed for today! They blamed it on lack of food, that’s so pants”.

by BruvWatUSayin’? September 30, 2019

monkey bum pants

monkey bum pants is a nickname for very cute kitten, that is normally named after a superhero

my cat sure is a monkey bum pants. a monkey bum pants is the best kind of cat

by woahhuymandude May 8, 2018

Stamped my pants

The moment when you have to poop so bad that the poop pushes out, stamping the undergarment, and retracts.

I need to get to a bathroom soon, I just stamped my pants!

by Pantstamper November 19, 2025

santa pants

To have grey pubic hair.

Sure he's a sexy silver fox, but you know that means he's probably a santa pants?

by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009

internet pants

pants that exist only in cyberspace.

Person 1: so I was having cybersex last night with hotchick69

Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?

by ConcepcionImmaculada September 22, 2010

Pant

Going ham in the club and/or eating to much meth that you go insane

Wow he’s really panting around!

by Daddy kadden March 19, 2019