by _human_ November 22, 2021
Get the happie mug.What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.
I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".
by QuacksO June 24, 2019
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a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm
a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm
girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half
girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
by Sexydimma April 5, 2015
Get the open happiness mug.Swag person ,If you ever met them they are nice :)!!,I don’t know where I would be if I didn’t meet them they deserve better , even do we met on tik tok I’m glad that I made their life change,and I made their life change Even do we don’t talk a lot doesn’t change the fact they are a amazing person!!
by Pastel!! January 17, 2022
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Someone standing in dog shit and angrily looking down at his shit stained kicks "happy days lad😒"
Or a lad who has just bummed a stripper and is now spilling the beans to the lads down the boozer......
"happy days lad 😁"
Someone standing in dog shit and angrily looking down at his shit stained kicks "happy days lad😒"
Or a lad who has just bummed a stripper and is now spilling the beans to the lads down the boozer......
"happy days lad 😁"
Was bucking this slut up the shiter and when I pulled my bobbies nut out if her back eye I only had a bit of sweetcorn stuck in me japs eye......happy days lad (angry context)
by sookama root ken October 18, 2019
Get the happy days lad mug.Just got laid, so happy in my tent... this version is equitable in any situation when the experience involves both man and woman that are satisfied in their couplings... AKA orgasmic experience... Heaven knows Just how much we love happy campers!
I was hiking with my one and only and we became happy campers when we retired to our sleeping bags... The stars shined on us in so many ways!
by Behind the 8 ball May 2, 2023
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