my dixie wrecked

When said fast it sonds like my dicks erect. Dixie would be the type of lawnmower

You could say "Hey I wrecked my Dixie Chopper" But if you say "Hey my Dixie wrecked" its freakin funny.

by Josh W. May 28, 2006

lick my balls

A frase used to express extreme disagreement towards a request.
Roughly translated as "I strongly disagree with your request my friend."

Father: "Turn off the damn game and mow the lawn son."
Child: "LICK MY BALLS!"

by MsTr-Z May 19, 2005

Story Of My Life

Said when one usually a negative thing happens to you often.

My boss caught me making a paper clip necklace on my first day of work and I got fired. Story of my life.

by shortbuskid October 29, 2007

cut my grass

When your friend sleeps with your girlfriend, or when your friend successfully pulls the girl you were trying to pick up.

I went away for the weekend, and when I came back, I found out the bastard had cut my grass.

by littlevoice August 27, 2006

Jizz in my pants

The video opens with Samberg singing in a night club. As he is invited to Molly Sims' apartment, he prematurely ejaculates, or "jizzes in his pants", in the hallway. Taccone then ejaculates prematurely while conversing with a check-out girl, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, in a grocery store. Justin Timberlake appears as a janitor. Samberg then exits a cinématheque, when the discovery of a missed telephone call from a girl causes him to prematurely ejaculate. In another scene, Taccone is seen driving his car, listening to the radio, when a song begins to play that reminds him of a girl, and causes him to "jizz in his pants" yet again. Samberg and Taccone then sing about how they easily "jizz in their pants" from stimuli such as an alarm clock, opening a window, the truth about Bruce Willis's character (Dr. Malcolm Crowe) dying at the end of The Sixth Sense, and ingesting a grape. Next, Samberg and Taccone explain that whenever they are adjacent to women, they ejaculate prematurely, which, they say, necessitates constant wearing of condoms. Akiva Schaffer can be seen in the background at various times as the disc jockey.3

I jizz in my pants

by wambulance March 8, 2009

Suck my dick

It informs people you have an erection, and wish for your penis to be sucked.

Hello young lady, would you be as so kind as to SUCK MY DICK?

by TeeHee June 26, 2004

my little brother

an individual that is always excessively loud and climbs on everything in sight. Not only does he have no sense of privacy, he steals all of your food and blames it on the dog.

omg my little brother is running around with his underwear on his head again...

by nicole*da*goat August 20, 2018