Splenda man

The guy who comes into your house at night and replaces all your sugar with Splenda brand artificial sweetener.

Guy 1: Dude, where's the sugar?
Guy 2: We're all out; the Splenda man visited last night.

by The Carl Jefferson April 9, 2013

man microphone

Yet another term for penis.

My friend Pauly LOVES to sing into the man microphone.

by Mallen December 30, 2007

Vita-Man

A nomadic & free-spirited man, with long golden locks. Vita-Man is easy going and has many practical skills and bulk knowledge, yet has not mastered his digestive system. His diet of celery and beer gives him a frequent and unmistakeable tone (from the back-joot) that can be heard from great distances.

- That sounded like a Vita-Man fart!

- greener than Vita-Man's breakfast

- Good bloke and a hard worker...just like Vita-Man

by hankScorpio April 18, 2014

wu - man

a man who is Interested in the Japanese culture and into girly things.

Garry, you are such a wu - man.

by JuanPollio March 20, 2021

Man-Bisque

When 3 men, and not less than 3, gather to immerse their battered bodies amidst bubbles and booze in a tub of heat exceeding 101 degrees Fahrenheit.

Dude1: Hey Trucker! Man-bisque tonight?

Trucker: I’ll get the beer!!

by trAVcrew February 28, 2018

boiler man

A man who has had anal intercourse and enjoyed the glowing warmth of the female/males's rectal cavity.

Max: I heard Wade doesn't enjoy regular, that he's more of a boiler man.

Zoe: Oh ok well I'm not letting him fix my boiler; he can just do regular with me...

by Old Man Murfy June 28, 2017

william Manning

To smart for school.

Wow, would you look at that William Manning , he is so smart, how is he at school, he should be in collage.

by Count it out loud December 12, 2017