Jesus

i fiction character

The bible was such a funny not real book, my favourite character was Jesus

by Sam lampost May 4, 2022

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Jesus

Jesus is our savior and our God. He loves us God

Guy one: hey man are you going to church

Guy two: why what do you do there
Guy one: learn about Jesus

Guy two: oh okay sounds good I’m in

by Rose1320 March 14, 2022

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A Jesus

Remember how I was all "I'm closer to Jesus than you'll ever be" and now I'm like this celibate whipping boy who's being ritualistically cannibalized as a result of my perceived guilt? Yeah...

Hym "Right again about be a Jesus."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2023

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boomarang jesus

A person you loan money to and they promise to pay you back, but you haven't seen them yet.

I loaned some money to (Insert Name) and now he/she has become a Boomarang Jesus.

by Dr. Pastor Charlie S. October 25, 2017

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A fat cocked white skinned individual that likes to exhibit foul language in this songs. He particuraly likes to use a 40mm hand gun he threatens to use uppon you. Imagine that peanut headed faggot in a small cut. That's what this means

Slim Jesus in a cut

by FhackSerbia April 18, 2018

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