green dick

A male that get's an unknown std, or a combination of STD's.

That bitch gave me green dick

by RKTrueluck August 7, 2004

Daddy Dick

Made famous by the movie Baby Boy, staring Tyrese Gibson, Ving Rhames, Snoop Dogg, and Omar Gooding.

Jody: You love that daddy dick?

Yvette: OH MY GOD... I LOVE THAT DADDY DICK!!!!!!

Jody: Yea girl you love that daddy dick.

by bigg rawb May 30, 2008

Dirty dick

When you are playing fortnite and eating laxative gummy‘s and right before you get the win you shit your self while yelling oh fuck

Rob pulled a dirty dick last night

by Fortnite border control January 6, 2021

Goblin Dick

A strain of marijuana that resembles a Goblin's penis when still attached to the bud. Smoke is smooth and robust. Gives user an immediate head change with a body high that hits shortly after. Smell is skunky and full. Named in Maryville, MO. Its smoothness makes for a cough free, fun, and enjoyable smoke session.

"Hey mutha fuckin guy! Pass me that Goblin Dick. "

"Sorry mom, I smoked that Goblin Dick last night and couldn't make it to church."

by Dringman December 10, 2009

Silly Dick

1. A man's penis that bounces back and forth during an erection and makes silly squeaking noises.

2. A penis with jokes written on it.

1. My silly dick wakes me up every morning.

2. I took a pen to the bathroom to add the punch-line to my silly dick.

by Fart Mcbitch August 20, 2009

Acorn Dick

When a dick has no shaft, only a tip

It is extremely difficult to masturbate with an acorn dick. what do you do, stroke it with two fingers?

by wiggly dick December 24, 2014

Dick-tator

A dick-tator is a person who has a deluded sense of self worth. Usually inflicts emotional abuse upon others because of his small penis complex.

How to Identify a dick-tator-
•Obesity
•Extremely unattractive
•Hoards blackmail material and/or possessions of others to manipulate
•Small penis
•Alcoholic
•Deluded sense of wealth
•paranoia

If not treated, severe skin diseases and/or a a mental breakdown could occur. Although there are many treatments out there, the most common and effective treatment is to remove ones head from his ass. If symptoms persist. Lethal action must be taken.

Said dick-tator: Wow, I'm so sexy, rich and fabulous, rub my nipples.

Victim: No, please I might vomit...

Said dick-tator: If you dont I shall use my large wad of monopoly money to ruin your life.

Victim: I wish he wouldn't dick-tate my life.

by thisismyhahaha January 2, 2014