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Monkey Fist

To take your balled up fist and shove into a woman's vagina wrist deep. Once fully inserted you splay your fingers open and it causes her to squeal like a chimpanzee being eaten by a lion in the African bush.
Troy said he monkey fisted that chick so deep that he thought she was a primate.
by TroyG_TheGC_lookalike March 31, 2010
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monkey bath

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!"
Ouch! That was a money bath!
by gbergman April 20, 2005
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Monkey Fuck

A drink made with rum, kahlua, and banna liquer
by jon March 30, 2003
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Chunky Monkey

Fat penis being rammed into a tight ass.
See John gave Samantha the ol' 'Chunky Monkey?'
by dartron January 10, 2013
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space monkey

- Did you hear about the USSR's secret plan to mate humans with monkies for a super human, monkey army?

- I thought the Americans or maybe Hitler's scientists beat them to it?

- No, they just brainwashed their civilians to fight their wars.
- Right, no need for making monkies, they already had tons!

- But, yeah, sounds like some monkey business.
- Sounds dumb to me.
- So if a Russian goes up a in rocket, is that a space monkey?
- Yup.

We gave all those humans with low intelligence some alien-grade technology,
to enhance their brains and their intelligence.

What did they do with it?

They put a Monkey in space.
They nuked each other a bit.
And
They started brain control programs against their citizens.

What happened when you gave regular people advanced, alien-grade technology?

All hell broke loose when we gave those Monkies space-age technology.

I think we would have been better off with a bunch of Monkies in space.

What did they do with the electromagnetic mind altering, alien technology?

They used it to torture their fellow low intelligence monkies.

Guess we'll just need to learn how to live with these new age space monkies.

You mean space age monkies right?

Yeah.
Man, did you hear about the USSR's plan to mate humans with monkies?
Yeah a weirdo space monkey.
by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021
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Massive Monkey

A really bad insult usually to poke fun at someone being dumb or looking stupid.
Friend 1: *Stubs toe*

Friend 2: "You Massive Monkey!"
by Kaplinn May 17, 2023
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Porking the monkey

To fuck the class whore,this is usually done because of an injury that prevents you from masterbating.
“David was porking the monkey because he broke his collarbone !!!”
by Steven dickerson June 6, 2018
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