pissed like a potato

Means your really, really drunk. Preferably off Some sort of vodka.

"man, Im pissed like a potato."

by KIKI274 September 15, 2007

Pissing like a Dentist

The term for a time during drinking when you suddenly need the toilet near constantly even if you have just been (also known as "breaking the Piss-barrier") Can also be applyed to non-alcohol related constant toilet trips but is mainly used describing when under the influence and alcohol is the cause.

Dan: Where do you keep dissapearing off to every 2 minutes.
Sam: Cant help it im pissing like a dentist!

or

Jason: Lets get in here.
Josh: Nah look at the queue lets go somewere else quick i feel like im gonna start pissing like a dentist!

by mEDan September 19, 2009

piss-between-cars

Verb-urinating in street or parking lot while standing beside parked automobiles for cover.

Starbuck's was closed so I had to piss-between-cars.

by miss christine October 16, 2008

antes de piss

after you pee you dribble a little in your underpants

guy1 goes to the bathroom and comes out with a couple wet spots
guy2 says "gwahaha you got some antes de piss goin on"

by snowboardpunk April 13, 2008

The Piss Disintegration Paradox

A paradox explaining that if you sit in a puddle of your own piss for long enough, your legs will disintegrate.

Inferior Beta: Your piss won't disintegrate your legs.
Superior Intellectual: Yes it will according to The Piss Disintegration Paradox.

by ThePissDisintegrationParadox July 31, 2022

gentlemans piss-fruit

the quite stupendous display of ejaculated cream from the lads big cock.

guy 1 ' hey man, I was sooo gagging last night'

guy 2 ' you fuck your bitch up?'

guy 1 'yeh, she got gentlemans piss-fruit in the face'

by hank grolok March 7, 2012

Lay down and piss

To urinate whilst laying down comfortably

Bouie likes to lay down and piss all day

by Replacement Devin August 16, 2011