Fart Whistle is when a human farts and it sounds like a whistle... I don't know what the he'll you where expecting.
by broley38 August 24, 2017
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the act of sitting on a carpet and farting, allowing the fart to be picked up by the carpet, therefore, eliminating all sound.
the act of sitting on a carpet and farting, allowing the fart to be picked up by the carpet, therefore, eliminating all sound.
I was with my girlfriend last night, and i had to let on rip, so i carpet farted.
I was with my boyfriend last night, and it started to smell really bad, but i didnt hear a fart sound. I assume he must have carpet farted.
I was with my boyfriend last night, and it started to smell really bad, but i didnt hear a fart sound. I assume he must have carpet farted.
by iamthewalrusbitch March 29, 2011
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Get the Fart in a can mug.Noun: 1. The act of placing one's buttocks and anus against another and passing flatulence into the other person's anus, whether via spreading of the buttocks and pressing rectums together or through use of another device, such as tubing or straws. 2. An unending task.
1. The wife finally let me fart swap with her last night. 2. Filling out these schedules every week is such a fart swap.
by Fat Albertson May 10, 2016
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by Holdav May 5, 2021
Get the fart alarm mug.When you're about to fart but it stays in your butthole for about 5 - 6 seconds. But then comes out as a massive explosion
by IIRiktorII March 24, 2018
Get the Fart jiggle mug.FARTHUMPER ...Well I was sitting in the bath one day and I farted put my nose over the bubble as it popped and smelled my own fart so I guess I’m a fart humper
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