Pissing like a Dentist

The term for a time during drinking when you suddenly need the toilet near constantly even if you have just been (also known as "breaking the Piss-barrier") Can also be applyed to non-alcohol related constant toilet trips but is mainly used describing when under the influence and alcohol is the cause.

Dan: Where do you keep dissapearing off to every 2 minutes.
Sam: Cant help it im pissing like a dentist!

or

Jason: Lets get in here.
Josh: Nah look at the queue lets go somewere else quick i feel like im gonna start pissing like a dentist!

by mEDan September 19, 2009

pissed like a potato

Means your really, really drunk. Preferably off Some sort of vodka.

"man, Im pissed like a potato."

by KIKI274 September 15, 2007

gentlemans piss-fruit

the quite stupendous display of ejaculated cream from the lads big cock.

guy 1 ' hey man, I was sooo gagging last night'

guy 2 ' you fuck your bitch up?'

guy 1 'yeh, she got gentlemans piss-fruit in the face'

by hank grolok March 7, 2012

piss-off factor

An object's component or quality that has the potential to annoy or anger a person viewing or using the object.

Web browser pop-up ads tend to have a very high piss-off factor.

by JRob November 18, 2005

The Piss Disintegration Paradox

A paradox explaining that if you sit in a puddle of your own piss for long enough, your legs will disintegrate.

Inferior Beta: Your piss won't disintegrate your legs.
Superior Intellectual: Yes it will according to The Piss Disintegration Paradox.

by ThePissDisintegrationParadox July 31, 2022

piss-between-cars

Verb-urinating in street or parking lot while standing beside parked automobiles for cover.

Starbuck's was closed so I had to piss-between-cars.

by miss christine October 16, 2008

antici-piss-ation

The problem you encounter where the closer you get to the bathroom, the worse you have to go.

Larry suffered great antici-piss-ation while trying to locate a rest area where he could evacuate his bowels.

by Shonamongus November 29, 2014