mowing my lawn

to attempt to pick up someone else's girlfriend / interest.

Hey James, look at that guy, he's mowing my lawn.

by the urbanizer December 4, 2003

Off my tits

Basically extremely intoxicated, blurred vision and beer goggles are all part of the deal.

Ann: God last night was good!
John: ah yeah, was good can't remember much, was with some fat bird I think but it's okay, cus I was off my tits!

by MirreyBirrey May 17, 2010

Wrinkling my brain

A phrase that comes from Troy on Community. It basically means "blew my mind", or a "glass shattering moment".

Annie: Did you know that someone who has already been born could live for 800+ years?

Troy: That's wrinkling my brain!

by Eolus October 18, 2011

Doing My Head In

When a person makes you frustrated/annoyed

"Michael, stop, you 're doing my head in!"

by _primarkyeezys_ November 7, 2018

Back on my bullshit

To be remotivated to seek success. Resurgence in life and motivation. The next level of finesse

I'm back on my bullshit.

by Dr. George Thompson June 19, 2017

yeet my meat

when u aint finne beat it so u yeet it

Im gonna yeet my meat tonight

by fgtfag June 13, 2018

Hold My Nuts

Generally, it's a "fuck you" to whoever you say it to.
Told to a person who is hated.

"Next time I see him I'm gonna tell him to hold my nuts."

by krispychickun May 31, 2015