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Spicy bean bowl supreme

The act of eating spicy food and shiting into a bowl where served with a side of beans or vegetables. Can also be eaten raw.
After eating Indian food last night, I made a spicy bean bowl supreme in the toilet. Too bad no one got to eat it.
by Shane germelli September 8, 2012
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Hairy Bean Man [HBM]

A Hairy Bean Man - HBM for short - is a term used to describe a certain type of laid back, crunchy, shaggy hippie guy. They are generally short - under 6" tall - skinny, guys with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes who abide like the Dude and toke up like Tommy Chong.

Hair⋅y (Pronunciation hair-ee, adjective) is derived from the usual bearded, shaggy and/or Mountain Man-esque appearance of the HBM.

Bean (Pronunciation been, noun) comes from the traditional diet of the HBM, which is usually vegetarian or at least as crunchy as they are. As hippies, many HBMs are also vegetarians, and must get their protein from sources other than meat, i.e. beans.

Man (noun) : obvious reasons.

OTHER HBM BEHAVIORS INCLUDE:
-being eco friendly (or at least appearing to be)
-being a registered democrat (or in some extreme cases, supporting Ralph Nader)
- smelling like patchouli oil
- smoking copious amounts of marijuana
- being an environmental science and/or philosophy major
- attending colleges in Vermont or Colorado
- listening to jambands/attending music festivals
- wearing patchwork clothing/Birkenstocks
- hating the man/organized religion
- referring to jamband members by their first name ("oh my god dude, did you see Trey's set last night?")
- driving a jetta

Hairy Bean Men HBM LOOK LIKE:
- Ray LaMontagne
- Billy Crudup (ala almost famous)
- Devendra Banhart
- Jesus
"I met a really cool Hairy Bean Man HBM on Shakedown at the UC-Boulder Phish show this weekend! His HBM friends were all kinda spun out and needed to shave/take a bath, but he was still mad cool and smoked us all up."
by magnesiumonthree November 9, 2009
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fucking the bean bag chair

Having sex with a morbidly obesed person.
Jim told me he fuck a 400 pound women. He said it felt like fucking the bean bag chair.
by O beast Denise April 17, 2010
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peachy keen jelly bean

A cute little fun way to say you are 'keen' about something in a rhyming way.

It can be used in a sarcastic or a genuine tone, how you use it is up to the interpreter.
Josh: "Are you excited for Caitlyn's party"

Y/n: "I'm 'peachy keen jelly bean'!"
by Jord Jean May 31, 2021
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midget in a bean bag chair

a term which describes the act of titty-fucking a woman with very large fatty breasts.
Person A: hey man, you should titty fuck that girl

Person B: hell no, that would be like a midget in a bean bag chair.
by Jerry G. April 11, 2007
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don't spill the beans

Based on the children's game of the same name, this game takes place when two or more individuals have to share a trash can. The one who can no longer balance something on top of the heaping pile of garbage without it falling down is the one who must take the trash out.
"That last beer can spilled the beans, so now I have to take the trash out."

"John lost this round of don't spill the beans."
by RedWater June 30, 2009
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Mississippi Steamer Bean

The act of putting your poop into a ziplock bag and microwaving it. Later putting it on your partners head.
Hey wanna come to my house and give each other a good ole fashion Mississippi Steamer Bean?
by German Hand Grenade October 2, 2009
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