Drippin' Balls

When someone is dressed so fashionably that they are beyond drip. They aren't just drippy, they're Drippin' Balls.

Damn, Dylan! That's a nice fit you got on! You're Drippin' Balls!

by sussyduck March 8, 2023

ball boil

When the shower isn't working and you have to dip your balls in warm water to wash them!

Hey man, I call dibs on the first ball boil in the morning!!

No man, the early ball catches the first boil

Did you have a ball boil this morning, there's an awful stink out of this cup!

by GIL18 February 6, 2018

Environmental Balls

When you get the courage to act differently than your norm in certain environments.

I only acted like a crazy lady at the game because I have environmental balls.

by Rowan Marie July 19, 2017

Yoga Ball

The holy item that is held by the second last dungeon guardian, snake/serpent boss Russel. You can find the yoga ball within the dungeon's last structure "Oliver's room" and can be fought over for in the closet. The Yoga Ball, used in Russel's hand as his main weapon can be dropped within the 6.99 - 911% drop rate range. Stats: | Attack Power = ∞ | Speed = ∞ | Weight = 0.3kgs | Magic Power = 69 000 000 | Rarity = SS+ (Super Sex) | Side Bonus = Grants the user the most powerful item in the game for Melee, Ranged and Arcane attacks. Buffs all accessories and provides various damage, defence and speed multipliers. Deals instant damage, wounding damage as well as damage, speed and defence debuffs for opponent dealt damage to. Allows super bounce motions for movement speed, attack speed, melee attacks and ranged attacks. Can be used in armour slot for ∞ protection | "The most sex item any mortal can wield. It is as soft as Russel's fat and is as bouncy as the air track. You are truly overpowered and now ready to fight the unholy entity himself . . . Gustoplolis Prime." You can get all the girls with this super sex item.

Dhar Mann: "NOOOO HE'S USING THE YOGA BALL! PLEASE RUSSEL DON'T RAPE ME!!!"
*Random player*: "Ohhhh he has the yoga ball. He's so hot he's even wearing Zara."
Leonardo Pecunha: "Man, this is how you become a champion."

Use the yoga ball to bum fuck all your enemies off the map

by Rotha8807 September 9, 2021

value-balling

When an individual seeks to find value in every purchase he or she makes, he or she is value-balling

Le Snaks were on sale - $2 for a 6 pack, so I bought eight of them. Value-BALLING!

by QBGuy May 27, 2015

Joe Balls

A being higher than any religious god

"Who will save us"

"The almighty Joe Balls will"

by PigToad March 26, 2022

balls smacks

the sound of the dude's balls smacking when he is smashing a girl from behind.

David: James why do always watch lesbian porn?! Jeez play some regular porn for once man

James: Nah fam I hate the sound of balls smacks everytime I watch regular porn, makes me feel gay as fuck tbh lol

by jeezybreezy March 8, 2016