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Mexican Belly Flop

When a Hispanic person (not necessarily Mexican) attempts to cross the border via Rio Grande and falls on their stomach into the river.
"Hey get that there Mexican, he's tryna cross... Oh... Never mind it don't matter no more... just another Mexican belly flop. I'll get 'em!
by lolokthatfunny November 15, 2009
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Mexican Hot Sundae

When two or more men gather around a girl and repeatedly jack off on her, and then she proceeds to lick it all off before giving all the participants blow jobs.
Juan, Carlos, and Diego gave Gina a Mexican hot sundae.
by Christof3r February 10, 2008
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Mexican Sleeping Bag

When a male masturbates with a burrito.
I caught Patrick giving himself a mexican sleeping bag when we came home from Chipotle.
by GeezLouise23 July 23, 2011
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Mexican Bartering

Mexan1: Hey Jose! You going to do some "Mexican Bartering"?
Jose: I'm only getting us a ten-sack.
by ISEEYOASSWHITEBOY! December 5, 2011
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mexican pan

flat rock (in any canyon) anywhere in california
When I came to UR cuntry had to use mexican bedpan to make coffee,
use mexican pan to cook mexican bacon, sleep in mexican tree shanks mare & mexican taxi
MAN I was on mexican time drinking mexican water with a mexican dream my mexican shorts pull way up.
Now I a rich man!!! I have a broker firewall slut + Stock options.
by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006
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mexican hangover

While Mexican hangover can be the result of eating, it can also be the result of eating a lot of Mexican food. Headaches, dry mouth, runny noses and diarrhea are some of the side effects (and I'm not talking regular diarrhea, it is explosive, shoot to the fucking moon diarrhea).
Oh man... Pablo made some good food but shit he gave me a Mexican hangover.
by sammygreen123 March 1, 2011
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mexican rectum

When you take hot sauce and pour it on a girls ass-hole and take a soccer ball and use it as a dildo on the girl, with hot sauce on the ball.
I gave my mom a mexican rectum last night while my dad beat it while watching me pour the hot sauce on the soccer ball.
by Heafty Tony April 13, 2011
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