The Manning Principal

The idea that smaller breasts are better for playing with, especially for the person being touched. This phenomenon occurs because all breasts have the same amount of nerve endings, meaning that smaller breasts are more sensitive over less of an area.

Kyle: "Bro, why are you still dating that girl? She got them small boobs."
George: "Haven't you heard of The Manning Principal? Smaller ones are better!"

by Albert Manning January 7, 2015

Man Oyster

A male who spunks in his hand only to eat said spunk out of his hand like an oyster!

The male ate his semen like a man oyster!

by G83KNIGHT August 18, 2017

Body-man

A person who can fix anything , also super human strength and immune to all sicknesses including the corona virus , mainly works in the automotive industry a absolute know it all and is never wrong in a any argument

I know a guy he’s a body-man he fixed my truck white getting struck by lightning, he didn’t even flinch

by Studsixty9 October 17, 2021

Man Deuce

When a woman or child defecates the same size as a man.

Lucy plugged the toilet with her huge man deuce. There was no way to plunge it through the pipes.

by Spend123 July 20, 2012

Florida Man

just a man from Florida who does crazy shit, loves BudLight, most likely snorts coke, and is just a maniac
also known as The Worst Super Hero Ever

Florida man arrested for groping princess at magic kingdom

by sans the skeleton uwu November 19, 2019

man-journal

A male friend to whom with whom you can share your deepest secrets.

I really feel like I can tell Chad anything because he's my man-journal.

by Jack843 November 26, 2007

Man of Culture

"Man of Culture" is Reddit slang used to describe someone with an unhealthy pornography addiction.

"Oh, I'm not addicted to hentai, I'm just a true 'man of culture' who appreciates the fine art of adult cinema."

"dude, what the fuck are you talking about"

by Gunfragla October 22, 2023