dick collector

dick collector, n, a woman who accumulates a lot of straight male friends in order to be constantly showered with attention and admiration. However, there is no way any of these men would ever make it beyond the friend stage or ever engage in sexual activity with this woman.

I wanted to date the new girl at the gym, but she turned out to be another dick collector.

by Symone Loki August 3, 2006

Dick in Ass

Feeling of oneness.. Achieving self acceptance... Being at peace with ones self

Can also be given as a B-day gift

The feeling you get after a good firm hand shake can be descirbed as DICK IN ASS.....

Hey there Kristen its your birthday?? Well guess what i got you... A firm DICK IN THE ASS

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005

green dick

A male that get's an unknown std, or a combination of STD's.

That bitch gave me green dick

by RKTrueluck August 7, 2004

Daddy Dick

Made famous by the movie Baby Boy, staring Tyrese Gibson, Ving Rhames, Snoop Dogg, and Omar Gooding.

Jody: You love that daddy dick?

Yvette: OH MY GOD... I LOVE THAT DADDY DICK!!!!!!

Jody: Yea girl you love that daddy dick.

by bigg rawb May 30, 2008

Dirty dick

When you are playing fortnite and eating laxative gummy‘s and right before you get the win you shit your self while yelling oh fuck

Rob pulled a dirty dick last night

by Fortnite border control January 6, 2021

Goblin Dick

A strain of marijuana that resembles a Goblin's penis when still attached to the bud. Smoke is smooth and robust. Gives user an immediate head change with a body high that hits shortly after. Smell is skunky and full. Named in Maryville, MO. Its smoothness makes for a cough free, fun, and enjoyable smoke session.

"Hey mutha fuckin guy! Pass me that Goblin Dick. "

"Sorry mom, I smoked that Goblin Dick last night and couldn't make it to church."

by Dringman December 10, 2009

Silly Dick

1. A man's penis that bounces back and forth during an erection and makes silly squeaking noises.

2. A penis with jokes written on it.

1. My silly dick wakes me up every morning.

2. I took a pen to the bathroom to add the punch-line to my silly dick.

by Fart Mcbitch August 20, 2009