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Kiss God

When a man goes outside during a severe thunder storm and masterbates.
Wife wouldn't fuck me during a thunderstorm so I walked outside to kiss God.
by Smirkbetweenyourlegs June 19, 2015
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City of God

City of God refers to the greatest city on the planet Earth, Lakeland, MN USA. Since the conception of the QQA (Quinlan Quality Assessment), in 1934, no other city has received more number 1 votes than Lakeland. Lakeland is also the inspiration of the Great Valley in the 1988 blockbuster smash, The Land Before Time
I can’t wait to get back to City of God and get my Mafuckin’ swerve on

Isn’t Lakeland beautiful? Ya they don’t call it The City of God for nothing
by Karba February 13, 2020
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God Speed

In Southern coast, "God Speed" is to wait, walk on God's timing and not our timing. At His, that is, the Son of God, at His speed and not on our speed.

The acceleration on how quickly or how progressively HE answers our petitions is on God's Speed not on our speed which means not always fast, microwaveable-like or it can take quite some time.

"God's speed not my speed."

1000 years for us is but a day for HIM.
"I will get that new car God speed"
(I will get that new car on HIS timing)

"You will find a hubby God speed"
In His time, you will find a husband.
by jAii7 October 11, 2017
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Remix God

A person who makes remixes in the NASCAR community. Calls themselves gods, even though they aren't.
Wow Zac Hill is such a remix god.
by mrbrrguy February 28, 2018
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Clout god

A person, typically male, who receives great praise from their peers for being attractive and having a high body count.
Ralph is a fucking clout god, he got with 3 girls last week AND it was at the same time
by Davmed April 19, 2018
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69 god

Godess of 69 :) mean 69 is lucky no
Eg = Annu is 69 godess
Eg = holy Power of 69 be with us
by annu the 69 godess June 27, 2021
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FINGER OF GOD

OH MY GOD? , IT'S AM UNCIRCUMCISED PENIS ANY AGE.

Run for YOUR LIFE!!!!

Look out a PEDOPHILE is writing this definition.

One of those.

A FINGER OF SPEECH
Oh my GOD, DEBBIE had a BABY we named SCOTT who was born with the FINGER OF GOD and it's beautiful the calming effect it has.

An angry FINGER OF GOD F5 just hit TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES , NEW MEXICO right in the middle of the FUCKING DESERT as a three way TWISTING TWISTER top speed TESLA CRASHES all that metal plastic SHIT AND THOSE LAY'S POTATO CHIPS everywhere.

Hey listen if it's there FINGER OF GOD just SUCK ON IT as to GAGE THE AGECas I am SHITTY AT FACES AND FACEBOOK.

Yes as WAIT A SECOND , indeed THE FINGER OF GOD is one of those THIRD HANDS you are looking for in LIFE TO stay in and out of trouble

Yes , SEE those fingers, SMELL those fingers and LICK those fingers, as the FINGER OF GOD is waiting for your complete love.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 19, 2022
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