Waxing the shillaly

To bop the bologna, i.e. spank the monkey.

Mike was quaffing a Guinness with one hand and waxing the shillaly with the other.

by Felonious August 2, 2007

Keep it on Wax

Directly related to the saying "Write it down on stone" or "Written in Stone".

It refers to something that will most likely change. Something written in stone is permanent, whereas, wax can be melted down and appear as being brand new.

Travis: Wow, we're going to be best friends forever.

Zachary: Keep it on Wax, brother.

by zachary_MIDWEST November 23, 2009

balls waxed

to be throughly beaten in competition

daang that dood jus got his balls waxed hoopin taday...yea bet they was like acorns after that game..

by James Wallace August 5, 2006

ear wax

a horrible yellow sticky substance that comes out your ears.heeee whats all that about

it does'nt smell but if you pick your ear and put it by your cat he goes mad for it (TRAP)

by ruby wax August 4, 2003

wax kink

barascud

"the wax from the candles runs over your skin"- philippe wax kink

by fartproutpedo November 24, 2021

Titty Wax

A special lube used to oil a girl's titties, priming her for a nice titty fuck.

I was titty fucking Cameran last night but it was too dry. I grabbed my titty wax and proceeded to go to town...

by YaBoyJCriddy August 24, 2011

waxing the walrus

A term affectionately passed down to me from an online friend from a friend of hers to refer to male masturbation.

Likely best when you got a fatty your damn drawers can't hold.

Goddammit mom! Can't you see this is my living room and I'm busy waxing the walrus?!

by Jack694 December 6, 2009