My sister in law is such a fucking mule stain.
Or
My boss has no idea what the fuck he is doing. What a damn mule stain.
Or
My boss has no idea what the fuck he is doing. What a damn mule stain.
by yaaer of the mule May 18, 2013
Get the mule stainmug. Usually occuring during the colder months of the year, hence "november", this term describes the phenomena of having the urge to deficate, but being too unwilling to leave warmth of your bed. You then proceed to release your excrement into your bed.
"John, what the hell happened in your bed?"
"Oh, I had to shit this morning, but it was too damn cold. So I had some November Stains."
"Oh, I had to shit this morning, but it was too damn cold. So I had some November Stains."
by this guy 9999 November 16, 2009
Get the November Stainsmug. “Dude you should stain glass that window”
“Bet” 5 min later, “Yooooo I stained glassed the fuck outa that window” “Damnnnn it be brown and corny.”
“Bet” 5 min later, “Yooooo I stained glassed the fuck outa that window” “Damnnnn it be brown and corny.”
by SoupGG March 15, 2020
Get the Stained Glassmug. 1) The mess left by someone that is never wrong, never on time, and has a bullshit excuse for everything.
2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.
3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.
2) The stains left in your underwear after premature ejaculation.
3) The dried up semen left on the chin of someone that sucks a lot of cock.
1) That guy is nothing but a spank stain.
2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.
3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.
2) When his mom washed his underoos she found his spank stains.
3) When he left the bosses office, he had a spank stain.
by millrat08 November 22, 2013
Get the spank stainmug. When a log shit is in the toilet and revolves like a helicopter propeller upon flushing, leaving a stain .
by Rich StaBone April 18, 2018
Get the helicopter stainsmug. Having sex with a woman when she is on her period.
by opiuyt April 27, 2011
Get the Staining the woodmug. A dung stain left on toilet paper. (The toilet paper is not removed from main roll.) Originated in Indiana. Can be used as a discriminating name towards someone or as a verb.
Example #1: "Did you know Tommy paper stains, and thinks its funny?"
Example #2: Alex: "Dave is such a paper stain." Brianna: "I know, he's disgusting."
Example #2: Alex: "Dave is such a paper stain." Brianna: "I know, he's disgusting."
by DEATHxCOW January 10, 2010
Get the Paper Stainmug.