Salmon Sex

When a woman is so ugly that the man tosses off on the bed, leaves the room and then the woman squirms around on the jizz thus completing the sex act, just like salmon do.

"Hey man, that chick is so ugly I wouldn't have salmon sex with her".

"I wouldn't have salmon sex with her with your dick".

by Space Freak January 2, 2012

smoked salmon

The act of taking a lit cigar/blunt, sticking it a girls pussy, and taking a puff on it.

"Hey man you know that Sara girl?"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"

by JustineBakker July 7, 2008

salmon canyon

Slang term in Australian and British language for a vagina.

Can also be extended to encompass other areas of the region eg the forest over salmon canyon is pubic hair.

The fun park at salmon canyon is the clitoris.

Hannah went to the beautican and had the forest over salmon canyon clear-felled.

by darth wazza September 27, 2006

rusty salmon

When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage.

After I shat on her face, I told her to give me a rusty salmon. It stung.

by Nick Millar April 27, 2006

Salmon slapper

When you stretch your partners vagina lips out so far that she slaps you with her pussy lips

Brandon: Yeah, we did the salmon slapper last night
Jake: No way!

by Chitlins May 26, 2021

Salmon cheese

When you cum in her mouth and she squirts it out her eye

She let me salmon cheese her

by The dad who got milk October 23, 2019

Salmon Sandwhich

a choad, or someone who uses words in strange ways - usually an Aaron.

Aaron: "Woah dudes, gotta watch out for that cunnilingus of the butthole."
Non-Aaron: "C'mon man, you're a salmon sandwhich!"

by SloZZilla March 6, 2018