Fucking up in the club 

when someone does something so humiliating at a party or get together and is known as just a fuck up,

dam dood we dont know any bitches here, ya i know , its not like we will see them ever again anyways, your right, dood go for that chick, (stoned as fuck walks up to the chick) tries mackin out with a chick who he only saw not even introduced , girl- what are you doing, dam dood you straigh up are fucking up in the club

Fucking up in the club by M.C. MERLIN July 19, 2010

fucking two trees with the same cock

A phrase used to describe when one has to endure an awkward or uncomfortable situation more than once (usually 2 times)

Jim: Hey man lets go talk to those girls and ask if they want to come to Roger’s party with us
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock

fucking two trees with the same cock by JuanCarlosTaco November 17, 2017

holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore 

all the cuss words combine

r u a bitch
no u holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore.

ur so mean

holy fucking bitch that made the shit, that bastard son of a whore by holy fucking bitch May 19, 2020

Fucking your way to the top 

in the corporate world one “tactic” used to get promoted is to go all in and become an absolute slut am talking straight fucking everybody managers,employees,associates,interns etc. if you’re lucky you will gain special “favors” and win more employee of the months than usual and gain more positive feedback from your peers for going the extra mile ;)

Michael: Hey guys get this I’ve been promoted to Vice President of companyX

Scott: Michael you whore we all know you were fucking your way to the top

Fucking your way to the top by Geiskahnawj January 18, 2020

bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar 

See "It could be worse".

Person A: Bank of Queensland suspended my card by complete mistake lol
Person B: bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar

bruh at least you didn't board the wrong flight and somehow end up in fucking ulaanbaatar by Chuck86 July 27, 2023

fucking shit up after the fact 

When your still fucking shit up years after the fact without trying

When someone can’t give another person there all because they still love you years after you broke up! You're fucking shit up after the fact!

fucking shit up after the fact by Tom vape September 26, 2017

gayest fucking school in the world 

Fordham Preparatory School, in the Bronx, NY.
At first observation it is easy to tell that this is a school for phaggets

Fordham Prep phagget 1: I didn't get into Iona, so now i go to the gayest fucking school in the world.
Fordham Prep phagget 2: man that sucks
Iona Prep phagget: lol geii phagget

gayest fucking school in the world by Liam White-Krawiec May 14, 2015