Lance Shelton 

An absolute unit.
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro

Michael: Noah look at that lance Shelton at the gym.
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one

Lance Shelton by Balakay12 November 8, 2019

Greg shelton 

The greatest man alive. His feet are insanely expensive to just see. This man has a third leg to the floor. It’s crazy

I am the Greg Shelton

Greg shelton by MYCOXHARDFORU December 16, 2019

Cyrus shelton 

Dumbass shitter that shit in the two girls one cup video, also became a porno that takes veiny bbc considered a meatball

Yo that Cyrus Shelton ?
Fuck him

Cyrus shelton by Sceneric June 1, 2020

Cyrus shelton 

Dumbass shitter that shit in the two girls one cup video, also became a porno that takes veiny bbc considered a meatball

Yo that Cyrus Shelton ?
Fuck him

Cyrus shelton by Sceneric June 1, 2020

Cyrus Shelton 

Meatball shitter dumb ass hoe, worked on the set of two girls one cup ass an extra anal hole

Is that Cyrus Shelton?
The amazing pornstar?

Cyrus Shelton by Sceneric June 1, 2020

Varun Shenoy 

Someone who pads so hard that he breaks all padding laws known to humans. Padding is a lifestyle for him and he grinds 24/7 to be the ultimate pad god. Tim cook lives in fear of his padding prowess

Bro that kid just cured cancer with his million dollar startup. Yea I know, he's a Varun Shenoy.

Varun Shenoy by Paddingfailure September 12, 2020

Madison Shelton

Totally the coolest person ever. And she crochets because that’s just how fucking cool she is. (Totally Cooler than her sister)

Wtf do you mean use it in a sentence. She’s just to fucking cool. She’s Madison Shelton

Madison Shelton by Poop dallah February 18, 2021