hamster balling

Hamster Balling is when one crawls up into a woman's vagina and rolls around. The woman normally dies.

Man, my mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend when we were hamster balling.

by Ross R. R. December 14, 2008

Hungarian Hamster

A term for a man's penis if he's a grower, not a shower.

Oh my God Mary, John's got a Hungarian Hamster down there!

by njhoya May 2, 2019

punching the hamster

Masterbation

What are you doing?

Eh probably just punching the hamster and passing out

by somedumbasshole March 9, 2012

chase the hamster

Very Animal-Crossing-NH-like phrase that means masturbation.
Created by Twitch Streamer and Youtuber Monika, aka Shaperka

Let's go chase the hamster.

by averybigfan June 18, 2020

RSS Hamster

The word for T1 level Bike troops in the mobile game the Grand Mafia. Those little guys run around so fast on the map! They're like little hamsters just racing around, gathering rss...

Do you have any RSS Hamsters free? They killed all my RSS Hamsters

by Crossie November 11, 2022

sloppy hamster

where you give a guy head and as he cums you shoves a hamster on his dick

last night my girl give me a sloppy hamster

by myyeeter July 19, 2023

Hamster Joint

The tiny rolled up pieces of paper in a vagina that get left behind from wiping.

After wiping my vagina, I had little hamster joints left behind.

by TightTina May 21, 2023