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harry potter 

Overrated children's books.

Why anyone would STILL FUCKING READ THEM is beyond me.

There are other, more well-written books, but people instead read stupid books about a magical teenager, his two friends, and his life at Hogwarts.

YAWN. Harry Potter's the only book read by otherwise illiterate morons who couldn't comprehend a much better
Fangirl: OMG TEH NEW HARRY POTTER IS OUT!!11
Normal person: *looks on as Barnes and Noble is overrun by dyslexic idiots, reading Shakespeare* Morons.
harry potter by OLOL July 19, 2007

Harry Potter 

When a guy skeets in the shape of a lightning bolt on a girl's forehead.
SO i was beating off and then I climaxed and was like ohhhahhh you know? and then I harry pottered her.
Harry Potter by ambee April 16, 2007

harry potter 

A book series that tells of a young boy named Harry Potter (duh) and his adventures with his two close friends Ron and Hermione (and a few others) throughout 7 years of Hogwarts and 7 years of battling Lord Voldermort.
Harry Potter dies and comes back to life. Voldermort dies, but doesn't. Yay! :D
harry potter by irmadison January 1, 2009

Harry Potter 

An amazing book series that morons think is stupid but really isn't and is the greatest books EVER created written by J.K. Rowling an ah-mazing writer.
iloveharrypotter
Friend: Wow I hate Harry Potter.
Me:Excuse me.
Friend: Who ever wastes their time reading those books are stupid.
Me: *kills friend*

Harry Potter 

a crack pot kid that thinks he's a wizard
Harry Potter by Blah September 17, 2003

Harry Potter addict 

HPA, usually known for a Harry Potter Addict. Refers life to be like harry's and uses Harry Potter slang on day to day situations.
Lily- You better send me a Postcard when your going on holiday.
Georgia- Dont worry i will send you it via my Owl 'Headwig'.
Lily- jeez georgia you little harry potter addict.

Gee- Can you get that book from the top shelf- i cant reach.
Georgia- Okay- EXPELIAMOS!!! (Levitation spell)

(Breaks a window)- AHHH CHOCOLATEFROGS!