One of those annoying exes who still feels the need to interfere in your present life..
Be it offering useless advice or generally sticking their nose in
Be it offering useless advice or generally sticking their nose in
by MrsDLT July 12, 2017
Get the ex pestmug. The logical study and application of basic mathematical principles to deduce when your significant other was last with their ex-boyfriend or girlfriend.
While founded in the scientific theory, ex-math should not be considered for a major field of study as the process is often characterized by the absence of objective and rational thought.
While founded in the scientific theory, ex-math should not be considered for a major field of study as the process is often characterized by the absence of objective and rational thought.
Girlfriend: "I wondered after I left about the age you said you were when you were with XX so I put everything in a calendar. You said you were 24 so that was a couple of months before me? :-) sorry. I try not to be curious about stuff as that is typically not a good thing. But I wondered it and so I'm just...um..saying that I was curious."
Boyfriend: "Well if you're going to use ex-math, put it on a Chinese calendar. That way I haven't been with her since last year. Does that make you feel better?"
Boyfriend: "Well if you're going to use ex-math, put it on a Chinese calendar. That way I haven't been with her since last year. Does that make you feel better?"
by Drexlzorg November 9, 2011
Get the Ex-Mathmug. Is when your dick feels homesick and nostalgic.
Jokes aside, it's one of the easiest kinds of sex to get.
It may ruin your life an get you on the verge of "please come back to me" bullshit. However, it may also make you "whole" and keep you from idealizing the girl (and reflecting over the relationship you used to have)
Jokes aside, it's one of the easiest kinds of sex to get.
It may ruin your life an get you on the verge of "please come back to me" bullshit. However, it may also make you "whole" and keep you from idealizing the girl (and reflecting over the relationship you used to have)
I tell our mutual friend "say hi from me when you meet her".
5 days later some crazy ex sex happens. It literally takes you next to nothing to grab some ex pussy action.
I gave Jackie a call and we had some ex sex. Why? He knows my body well, those one night standers don't really come close.
5 days later some crazy ex sex happens. It literally takes you next to nothing to grab some ex pussy action.
I gave Jackie a call and we had some ex sex. Why? He knows my body well, those one night standers don't really come close.
by DJ Blowback January 23, 2019
Get the Ex sexmug. Shinras ex is usually a term for a very quirky e-girl that plays a lot of VRChat.
Although he doesn't know who's behind the VR headset, he usually starts dating these people based on their pixels alone.
Although he doesn't know who's behind the VR headset, he usually starts dating these people based on their pixels alone.
by Sky7734 October 3, 2022
Get the Shinras exmug. The act of which an ex, whether it be boyfriend or girlfriend, tries to corner you into a situation using various methods, be it "to chill" or "just to talk," to either force you or make you heavily consider getting back together with them. Usually involves sex, kissing, and/or other forms physical contact in an attempt to re-ignite old feelings and trap you.
Josh: Dude, last night my ex called me to just chill and smoke with her, so I went, and we ended up having sex... and now we're back together. Fuck.
Jake: She just pulled an Ex Trap on you, bro, and you fell for it. You dumbass.
Jake: She just pulled an Ex Trap on you, bro, and you fell for it. You dumbass.
by Jorhan Stahl May 17, 2011
Get the Ex Trapmug. I have an ex mom
by Babygowild March 30, 2019
Get the ex mommug. "The" former girlfriend that you went out with for a long time, should have married but didn't, and today is the object of your secret, social-media only tryst. I mean, after all, you never see her anyway, even though you wish you could.
G: "Been in touch with Lucy?"
B:"I haven't seen her in years, man. Why would you ask me that?"
G: "Dude, everyone knows she's your ex-girlwife."
B:"I haven't seen her in years, man. Why would you ask me that?"
G: "Dude, everyone knows she's your ex-girlwife."
by Sticky AKA January 22, 2015
Get the Ex-girlwifemug.