the hipster cocktail

Take you favorite drink, microwave for 30 seconds, drink it before its gets cool.

better drink up the hipster cocktail before it gets cool!!!

by shenanigans12321 February 4, 2013

Council Cocktail

British English: Tap water, especially that of an extremely low quality

A - “Do you fancy some water?”
B - “Sure, as long as it’s bottled. I can’t be doing with any of that council cocktail.”

by Axeyblahblah July 7, 2021

Shrimp Cocktail

The act of when a man folds his flaccid penis and tries to insert it into a female’s vagina.

I couldn’t get hard last night, so I gave her the good ole shrimp cocktail.

by Anallover4000 January 22, 2022

Colitis Cocktail

A drink or mixture of substances used to induce ulcerative colitis in an enemy, or friend that keeps doing you dirty..

Friend 1: yo wtf is that smell?

Friend 2: that’s this colitis cocktail I’m cookin’ up

Friend 1: oh shit, who you gonna slip that to?

Friend 2: that jheri curl havin’ mf down the block

by AhJiggaWhat June 6, 2022

Farage cocktail

A milkshake thrown at a far-right politician, as has happened to British politician Nigel Farage. The Molotov cocktail of the 21st century.

Tommy Robinson better watch out, or they'll throw another Farage cocktail at him.

by tehfriendlyghost May 27, 2019

prairie cocktail

A fancy Midwest drink consisting of bud light, tomato juice and olives.

Bartender Kyle made me a Prairie Cocktail. It was delicious.

by StiltsInSoDak December 20, 2012

Faggotti Cocktail

(pronounced: fe GOT tee) Any mixed drink that is pink or red in color and involves whipped cream and decorative fruit, and is consumed by a gay OR straight male. Usually worse when some supposedly straight guy (or Fag Snack) is busted drinking one.

"Holy shit Todd...what is that...some kind of Faggotti Cocktail???" (Followed by immense uproar and laughter in the bar.)

by Matty B. May 19, 2006