Ian: a stupid fat f*ck who likes to suck on his own tits. He also likes to say stupid shit like "Einstein was the only genius to ever exist'' and he will look at a car from Indiana and say "Look that car is from India." He is also a scooter riding pot head who likes to prey on young children. He will be nice occasionally but its usually for personal gain. He is also usually a grade a necrophiliac who likes to fuck dead corpses. these are a some of the defining qualities .
Kid: hey is that Ian
kid 2: yeah dude he's a fat fuck who likes to fuck dead corpses
Kid: that's pretty fucked up
kid 2: yeah no shit.
kid 2: yeah dude he's a fat fuck who likes to fuck dead corpses
Kid: that's pretty fucked up
kid 2: yeah no shit.
by bitpeen69 February 18, 2020
Get the Ianmug. A gay kid who flashes is pp and is gay and will piss you off every day and has anger management problems
by Wpekekndnfjfkemandnfnfn April 24, 2019
Get the Ianmug. Ian’s are one of the best people that you’ll ever meet. They’re kind, sweet and sometimes mean to their gamer girlfriends. They do some stupid things that they regret but it’s ok cause someone still loves him. Ian’s are God’s and have a good sense of humor;) they’re very handsome as well:) you can’t go wrong with an Ian and they will always be there for you:) they also love their execute 66 and Star Wars as well!
“Who’s that guapo lil boii sitting there?”
“Now that’s ian, sorry but you don’t have a chance with him”
“I think I probably knew that by now, rip”
“Now that’s ian, sorry but you don’t have a chance with him”
“I think I probably knew that by now, rip”
by EeVEe777 January 22, 2018
Get the Ianmug. Ian is the new Karen. Someone who becomes easily offended by the slightest of things - Also known as a 'snowflake'. They find any kind of dark humour appauling and disgusting. Usually in their twenties, but act like they're in their fifties. Most have a favourite phrase too - "Stop it".
Person 1: "Why did he get offended so easily?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, he must be an Ian."
Person 1: "I see, that makes total sense!"
Person 2: "I'm not sure, he must be an Ian."
Person 1: "I see, that makes total sense!"
by T3chyBoii September 18, 2020
Get the Ianmug. Lengthy ass mother fucker, pizza face looking like a fucking inverted oompaloompa. Basically the human embodiment of pizza crust with half a pepperoni on it.
by It’s Ian January 28, 2018
Get the Ianmug.